Raptivity & Elicitus - makes interactivity building easier!

These are applications to make life easier in creating your own interactivity, and to make it SCORM compliant (for e-learning development especially). Click for larger image and clearer view.

To know more on Raptivity and to download trial version, log on to http://www.raptivity.com

To know more on Elicitus and to download the trial version, log on to http://www.elicitus.com

You may contact me for purchase details as we are the sole distributor in Malaysia. The number is 014-3653525. You may also log on to http://www.inlearnstation.com or click its logo here.

Seorang Polis Trafik, Kawan Baiknya dan Sekeping Nota

Good One to share.

Tak semestinya anggapan kita adalah sama dengan pengertian orang lain.

Boleh jadi suka kita adalah duka rakan kita.

Hidup ini sangat berharga, jalanilah dengan penuh hati-hati, mengerti perasaan orang lain dan bertimbangrasa.

Suatu Hari.......

Dari kejauhan, lampu lalulintas di satu persimpangan itu masih
menyala hijau. Harun segera menekan pedal minyak kenderaannya. Dia
tak mau terlambat. Apalagi ia tahu penempatan di situ cukup padat
sehingga lampu merah biasanya menyala cukup lama. Kebetulan jalan
di depannya agak lengang. Lampu berganti kuning. Hati Harun berdebar
berharap semoga ia boleh melepasi lampu hijau itu dengan segera.

Tiga meter sebelum garis jalan, lampu merah menyala. Harun
bimbang, haruskah ia berhenti atau terus saja.
"Ah, takkan nak brake mendadak," fikirnya sambil terus memandu laju.

Priiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Di seberang jalan seorang pegawai polis melambaikan
tangan memintanya berhenti. Harun menepikan kenderaannya agak jauh
sambil mengumpat dalam hati. Dari cermin pandang sisi ia melihat
pegawai polis itu. Wajahnya tak terlalu asing baginya.

Jamal rupanya! Sahabat baiknya semasa di sekolah menengah dulu. Hati
Harun agak lega. Dia cepat cepat keluar sambil melambai mesra.

"Pekabo, Jamal! Lamanya tak jumpa...last jumpa masa aku kawen dulu"

"Aku baik je." Tanpa senyum.

"Alahai...aku ndak cepat nih. Bini aku dah lama menunggu di rumah."

"Oh ye ke?" Nampaknya Jamal ragu.

"Ye la Mal, hari ini bini aku punya birthday. Dia dan anak-anak
sudah menyiapkan semuanya. Tentu aku tidak boleh terlambat,
kawan-kawannya pun sedang menunggu "

"Aku paham.. Tapi, sebenarnya aku dah lama peratikan kau...selalu sgt
kau langgar lampu merah di persimpangan ini."

Harun mesti ganti strategi.

"Jadi, kau nak menyaman aku ker? Tapi tadi aku tidak melanggar lampu
merah. Sewaktu aku jalan lampu kuning masih menyala." Berdusta
sedikit boleh melancarkan keadaan fikir Harun.

"Ok. Sebenarnya aku nampak jelas. Tolong keluarkan lesen dan kad
pengenalan."

Dengan kesal Harun menyerahkan lesen dan kad pengenalan lalu masuk ke
dalam kenderaan dan menutup kaca tingkapnya. Sementara itu Jamal
menulis sesuatu di buku catatannya. Beberapa saat kemudian Jamal
mengetuk kaca tingkap kereta harun. Harun memandang wajah Jamal dengan
penuh kecewa.

Diturunkan tingkap sedikit saja.

"Ah, satu inci cukup untuk memasukkan surat saman." Fikir Harun.

Tanpa berkata-kata Jamal terus kembali ke tempat dia bertugas.
Harun mengambil surat saman yang diselitkan Jamal.

Tapi, hei apa ini. Ternyata lesen memandu dan ic dikembalikan
bersama sebuah nota. Kenapa ia tidak menyaman aku. Lalu nota ini
apa? Semacam gurauan atau apa?

Tergesa-gesa Harun membuka dan membaca nota yang berisi tulisan tangan
Jamal.

"Harun....

Kau tahu kan aku dulu ada seorang anak perempuan dan seorang isteri yang
cantik. Sayang, mereka sudah meninggal dunia.

Dilanggar pemandu yang tidak memperdulikan lampu merah di
persimpangan ini.

Pemandu itu dihukum penjara selama 3 bulan. Sekarang pemandu itu
bebas bertemu isteri dan memeluk ketiga2 anaknya lagi.

Sedangkan anak dan isteriku sudah tiada. Hari ini aku sendirian
menyesali peristiwa itu. Yang pergi tidak akan kembali lagi.

Beberapa kali aku cuba memaafkan pemandu itu tetapi sangat sukar.

Begitu juga kali ini bila sahabatku sendiri memandu seperti pemandu itu.
Aku kecewa teramat sgt.

Berhati-hatilah ketika memandu Run" - Jamal

Harun terkedu. Ia segera keluar dari kenderaan mencari Jamal. Namun,
Jamal sudah meninggalkan pos tempat ia bertugas.

Sepanjang jalan pulang ia memandu perlahan dengan hati tak tentu sambil berharap kesalahannya dimaafkan.

Funny Kids - Surprise Endings

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, so it's time for jokes again, fellas!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses until they stop running.

2. Strike while the bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but How?

6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty.

7. No news is impossible

8. A miss is as good as a Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust Me.

12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.

13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's pollution.

15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is not much.

17. Two's company, three's the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and You have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you See in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.

25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than Pregnant

MC & DJ - My Portfolio

Some people asked me; what's your credentials of being an Emcee (master of ceremony) or DJ? Well, not to brag of my past, but I've done numerous of events; formal, entertainment, semi-formal, varying from official launching ceremony attended by VVIPs and the Royalties, corporate annual dinners, weddings, to Kindergarten's Graduation ceremonies. I'm not that choosy anyway, in what type of event I need to handle, as long as it is within the stipulated budget.

My history of being an MC goes way back during my secondary school years. Some people says it has to do with my deep, hoarse voice, but indeed it takes more than just simply sweet voice to be an MC. It is the way you handle yourself up on the stage, in front of big crowds. I confess, I was quite a shy guy in the beginning, but I managed to evercome the stage-fright by time. I learn how to handle conflicts if any hiccups happens in the middle of an event.

Back in the year 1998-2001, I was a part-time DJ for a local radio station in Selangor. I really miss those times, life was hectic yet interesting. I get to meet celebrities of all kinds, interviewed them, dine with them, and I have my own fans then. From there, I get to do MC jobs with a better pay. Until now, if there is any request from any party in need of an MC or DJ, I will entertain if it doesn't collide with any of my schedule.

I haven't scannned any of my photo's (during those time, I didn't have my digital camera yet, all is on negative film!) of my heyday to post it here. By the way, to those who are interested to use my service, feel free to send me email at yuzray@streamyx.com or simply call me at 014-3653525. My price usually starts from RM500 per event, depending on type of event, language, location and scripting. If you need to use PA system or even an event management company, I can also recommend good, well experienced ones!

* Apart from emceeing and deejaying, I also do voice-over for both English and Malay. I did a few for radio and tv advertisements, a lot of e-learning modules, and some radio programmes with JAKIM last time. Please click HERE for some samples.

Related posts: http://yuzray.blogspot.com/2011/08/tips-tips-untuk-kediaman-anda.html

Eilham's Web Business

Special thanx again to the author of http://eilham.blogspot.com


I've made available the powerpoint slides that I used at the Eilham Web Business Workshop.

If you want to know how the Eilham Technopreneurs Development Programme can benefit you, you might want to download the PPT slides and go through them.

If you are excited about Eilham Technopreneurs Development Programme, you can also download the PPT slides and show it to your friends or families.

Or you can think of something else what you wanna do with them slides.

In any case, you may download them from the following link:

Eilham Web Business Workshop Powerpoint Slides (3.29MB)

Enjoy!

Related Links:

• Designel Media Sdn Bhd
  

• Eilham's Web Design & Services - More Samples On Web Design & Development

Printing & Design - Product Specifications

These are the products specifications available for your reference. Juz click on the respective image for a larger view.

Related posts:

• Printing & Design - Business Cards & Others (including some pricelists)
• Kad Kahwin, Gambar Kahwin, Video Kahwin dll.
  

What Hollywood Stars Had to Say About Arabs & Pro Israeli

I'm not sure of how true these are, coz I got it from a friend who mailed it to me. Anyway, juz wanna share with you guyz, and judge it for yourself!







Well...some are pros, some are against. I guess we ourselves have our own views on the matter!

The Most Dangerous Snake In The World

Women Especially, Beware!

NAME:
"Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION:
Throughout the World

DESCRIPTION:
One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extralayers of skin)

Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet)
Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & sub-species.

SYMPTOMS:
This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous burn. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
Beware:
It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT:
Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.

ANTIDOTE:
Various types of vaccine available for women. However once the venom is injected into the body, only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED

TOURNIQUET:
Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.

CUTTING THE WOUND:
This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop ater a few weeks anyhow.

SUCKING THE WOUND:
This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.

SEARCHING FOR ANTI VENOM

1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.

2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.

3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting.

i. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
ii. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.

CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.